Spam of the Day

This is my favorite spam subject line of the day:

articulatory nacrotics tend to increase the pressure of your big finger

So which is it, a narcotic or a necrotic? It is a big difference. Are we taking about a drug that removes pain from your joints that also increases the pressure in your big finger? Or is it a drug that kills off the articulation in your joints which results in the pressure increase. And why is it just the big finger? This could be very odd, people walking around with swollen big fingers. Maybe the finger is big from the increased pressure. I guess I’ll never know as I refuse to open such junk. But I do love to ridicule the flotsam that washes up in my spam folder.