This is comedic gold. It turns out I really need to call them and explain on the phone I'm deaf and dumb.
Debt Management Office
Federal Secretariat Complex Annex
Block F204, Ikoyi Lagos.
Verification and Revalidation unit
Mr. Akinloye Williams
Chairman:
Attn: General joe hameed
We receive the shock news of a near fatal accident that left you with a
broken spinal cord which impaired your ability to hear and speak. In
order words, we have been officially informed that you are now invalid,
deaf and dumb arising from a motor accident which damaged your spinal
cord. This information is provided to us by your Nigerian Lawyer
appointed to oversee your transaction.
Furthermore, the Lawyer presents us a set of documents to portray that
you have willed your funds to him and has given him a Power of Attorney
to take over your transaction and claim your outstanding funds
accordingly.
In view of the sympathetic and sensible nature of this report, we are
obliged to confirm this from you before taking action in favour of your
Lawyer by wiring the funds to his chosen bank account as well as
sympathize with you.
Pease confirm the validity of this report and state clearly whether you
are invalid, deaf and dumb arising from your auto accident.
To further convince us that you are the very person, I would prefer you
call me immediately you receive this message otherwise, we would have no
choice but to act according to you’re Will.
Expecting to receive your call and email.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Akinloye Williams
Chairman payment coordinator
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