Today makes the start of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. So I would like to wish all a sweet new year.
But wait, there's more!
Saturday also marks the official Talk Like a Pirate Day, an odd confluence of events to be sure. So to celebrate Capt. Long John and his scurvy mate Dirty Dell got out their pirate duds and are on the lookout for a sweet new year. They recommend Jewschool for some good ideas to bring out your inner Jewish pirate.